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A little garage humor for the person who knows that “My spark plug already screwed me today” is more than a phrase—it’s a mood. Featuring a vintage-style red fire truck graphic and bold lettering, this black tee brings road-trip energy, mechanic-shop wit, and everyday automotive attitude to your wardrobe. The lightweight cotton makes it easy to wear while wrenching in the garage, heading to a car meet, or grabbing coffee after a long day under the hood. Built with a classic crew neckline and retail fit, it layers cleanly under a work jacket or stands on its own when the shop talk begins.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable feel
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal wear
- Side seams provide structure and help the shirt hold its shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps maintain stretch and shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams and helps prevent stretching
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
My Dispatcher Already Screwed Me Today Tee
$29.95
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$29.95
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Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable feel
- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal wear
- Side seams provide structure and help the shirt hold its shape
- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps maintain stretch and shape
- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams and helps prevent stretching
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland
Warnings, Hazard: For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean