{"product_id":"my-dispatcher-already-screwed-me-today-tee","title":"My Dispatcher Already Screwed Me Today Tee","description":"A little garage humor for the person who knows that “My spark plug already screwed me today” is more than a phrase—it’s a mood. Featuring a vintage-style red fire truck graphic and bold lettering, this black tee brings road-trip energy, mechanic-shop wit, and everyday automotive attitude to your wardrobe. The lightweight cotton makes it easy to wear while wrenching in the garage, heading to a car meet, or grabbing coffee after a long day under the hood. Built with a classic crew neckline and retail fit, it layers cleanly under a work jacket or stands on its own when the shop talk begins.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton with a lightweight, breathable feel\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with a classic crew neckline for casual or semi-formal wear\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams provide structure and help the shirt hold its shape\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam helps maintain stretch and shape\u003cbr\u003e- Shoulder tape stabilizes the seams and helps prevent stretching\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, two year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":57656881578150,"sku":"24306740216221400255","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":57656881610918,"sku":"19801120765905428812","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":57656881643686,"sku":"53768905819684029010","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":57656881676454,"sku":"75375150765233943858","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":57656881709222,"sku":"25009320152731020544","price":29.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0788\/5943\/6198\/files\/17570742150004306935_2048.jpg?v=1792153503","url":"https:\/\/bigtruckdriver.com\/products\/my-dispatcher-already-screwed-me-today-tee","provider":"Big Truck Driver","version":"1.0","type":"link"}